TMI Tuesday!

Who is one celebrity you would like to:

Cuddle?

Bette Midler

Elope with?

Paris Hilton, 'cause I KNOW that would get me into the papes!

Love?

Hmm...someone REALLY talented.

Excite beyond words?

Joey McIntyre ... I feel bad ever since that time I made fun of him going down the street in Boston.

Bang?

Um, duh, Alejandro ... that's a real person, right?

See in bed with their current fling?
Carol Channing.

Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you've had with a celebrity.

I made fun of Joey Macintyre on the street a few years ago.

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TMI Tuesday - On Thursday

Questions Courtesy of tmituesday.blogspot.com

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?

Jesus?

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?

Twizzlers

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?

Money? haha.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?

Myself spending a LOT of time with my DVR and doing nothing else. haha

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.

I don't think I ever have. I'm a lover, not a hater.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?

Rich people! :-P

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?

I'm proud of myself, 'cause I'm a hoot. haha

An Open Letter to Nip/Tuck

Dear Nip/Tuck: I have been waiting for your final episodes to get cuh-razy...like Sharon Gless' character coming back from the dead to make more human teddy bears. No such luck yet, and that makes me sad. I hope you will not disappoint with the final episodes, yet I resign myself to the fact that you probably will disappoint.

An Open Letter To Big Love

Dear Big Love,

I do not like the new opening song you are using this season. Please return the old theme song ASAP. Many thanks, yours truly. Warm wishes,

Me.

TMI Tuesday

Courtesy Of: tmituesday.blogspot.com

1. What famous people share your birthday? Any the same year as well as day?

Nicole Kidman

John Goodman

Lionel Richie

No one significant shares the same exact birthday with me...just a few extra actors and a Spanish bullfighter! Ole!

2. Have you ever shared an address (before, during or after) with anyone famous?

Nope!

3. Who else has your name? (Google yourself and see who else shows up)

Greg Potter: One of the world's top 45 bullfighters

Greg Potter: A therapist

Greg Potter: A contemporary artist from California

4. Test the Six Degrees theory. Do you know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who knows President Obama? How about, say Dolly Parton?

President Obama....probably, I am well connected.

And I had a friend who worked @ Dollywood, so I'm thinking I could probably work my way up to her in 6 degrees.

5. Try the sexual version. Have you had sex with someone who might have . . . anyone famous? (e.g. I slept with a woman who had slept with a Hollywood stuntman, who might have....)

Hmm...I think, if memory serves right, I could work my connections up to Jai Rodriguez up to Queer Eye...so KINDA. haha

American Idol...

I'll be honest, I would have rather seen you go home, Sarver:

Doesn't he just LOOK LIKE  a douche?

I'm perfectly alright with the fact that YOU went home though, Pixie Pinkhair.

That's it....

TMI Tuesday ... on Wednesday

Trying to keep my blog updated.  So two posts in one day, this one courtesy of tmituesday.blogspot.com

1. Don't tell us what it is, but do you have a sexual secret you have never told anyone?

Yes.

2. Do you have a nonsexual secret you have never told anyone?

Hmm....I doubt it.

3. Did you ever tell someone a secret only to have them spill it? What were the repercussions?

No, I actually have not.

4. Did you ever spill a secret someone told you? What were the repercussions?

Yes.  Fortunately, no repurcussions, 'cause someone else spilled it and got the guff for it.

5. Tell us a secret someone told you, however along ago, that you've never told. (You can disguise name or details)

They don't like Steve at all.

My Thoughts On American Idol 3/17

Here's where GP breaks it down for ya:

Roughneck Sarver:  Ain't Goin Down Til The Sun Comes Up

What is with your harmonica playing friend sitting on the edge of the stage?  I thought he was more interesting to watch than you were.  Sarver, you are completely unattractive--and a roughneck.  I hope you go home.  Simon couldn’t understand a word you were singing … neither could I.  “If we were all perfect, we wouldn’t need this show.”  Sarver, you are such a jackass.   You were being generous giving it a 1.4, Simon.

Allison Pinkhair: Blame it On Your Heart

I now love you.  You had only sung 6 words and I typed that previous sentence.  Why do they have to do stupid country week?   Though Allison, you definitely didn’t find a good song, as much as I support you.  At  least country week is over with early in the season. BOOOOOORING.  Randy thought it was dope.  God I love him.  Who else gets away with saying things are 'dope' on live television?

Man in the Mirror: To Make You Love Me More

…First off, Seacrest … don’t sit on the stage.  Kris, you are too adorable to go home yet.  I hate country ballads, but I’ll listen to you sing them that’s fo’ sho’.   Even though your teeth are a little wonky.  Paula…don’t put your fingers on your chin when you speak, like you’re smart.  I agree with Simon that he was terrific tonight.   ‘Tender moments from my dawg Kris.’  Randy, seriously...let's hang out.

Lil Rounds: Independence Day

Lil Baby, this song better have a hell of a chorus. Mmmm.  Let Freedom Ring, huh?   Don’t sing Carrie Underpants and think it will do YOU justice, Lil.  

Adam Lambert.  Ring of Fire

I LURV UR JAKIT!  Go for the Cash, Mister Lambert.  I can also dig your arrangement.  I thought you were really great and that you have steamy bedroom eyes.  Ethan says Kara reminds him of the 'bitch at the party.'  I AGREE, and can’t stop laughing at that comparison.  Does Paula look like she’s using a body double tonight or is it just me?

Blind Scott: Wild Angels

… What?  I hate you.  Pick a real song.  Stop clapping just because he’s blind, audience.  “We can move it [the piano] closer!”  Shut up, you tard.  I agree with Simon, pick better songs and get away from the piano, Blindy.

Alexis Grace: Jolene

…Get rid of the pink in your hair, it's not quirky or cute.  

Hunky Deadwife 

...let Jesus Take the Wheel!!!!!! AAAAyyyyeeeeeee.  You got me with this one, Deadwife.  PS … I said exactly what Simon did about his performance tonight.  Minus making fun of his fashion, ‘cause I loved Hunky Deadwife’s outfit.

Anoop-Dawg!! - Always On My Mind  Perfect song choice!  This song still reminds me of the creepy reanimated corpse guy from  ‘Practical Magic’ …and still creeps me out.  Anoop, you sang the shit out of it, though.  Zero to Hero in the words of Cowell, and I agree 1,000%.

Blondey Tattooslut. Walkin After Midnight

 Are you French?  Or retarded?  I do not believe in you.  Even though you sang one of the few country songs that I truly love You don’t have the sound you think you do, give it up.  

Matt.  Get your own style.  I didn’t even watch your performance. The End.

TMI TUESDAY

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
A hugely popular band geek.

2. What were you really?
A hugely popular band geek

3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
STOP @ THE STOP SIGN!!!!!!!!!!

4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
Hmmm ... not sure if I would.

5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?
No one./

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit.
Tux w/ tails.