An Open Message To FOX

Dear American Idol,
I write to you with an idea of a great way to make some money--'cause I know how strapped you are for cash. I would PAY MONEY to have your audience muted out of your broadcasts. And like good money---$1 per episode. I'm sure that I am not the only one who can't stand the stupid studio audience. Well, think about it and get back at me. Thank you for your time.

Yours truly,
G. Potter
Fan