Broken Heat & Lunch`

Dear Internets,

If you could work your powers of fate to fix my heat? Here's the issue:

(1)We have no thermometer in our apartment at this time, so the heat just comes on and stays on. When the heat was broken I said I wouldn't complain because at least the heat was on at all. But now I'm home ... and hot. And not in the good way.

Here is what I'm wearing today by the way:


Not quite what it looks like, mine was on sicilian crust and looked tastier, but instead of red sauce, there was ranch dressing, yummers.
Please help, fate.

Please?

Also ... I had chicky ranch pizza today.