Iris Myandowski, the Handwalking Queer

TMI Tuesday!

2010-06-01T19:04:00.002-04:00

Who is one celebrity you would like to:

Cuddle?

Bette Midler

Elope with?

Paris Hilton, 'cause I KNOW that would get me into the papes!

Love?

Hmm...someone REALLY talented.

Excite beyond words?

Joey McIntyre ... I feel bad ever since that time I made fun of him going down the street in Boston.

Bang?

Um, duh, Alejandro ... that's a real person, right?

See in bed with their current fling?
Carol Channing.

Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you've had with a celebrity.

I made fun of Joey Macintyre on the street a few years ago.

P.S. Have fun questions or ideas that you'd like to submit to the TMI Tuesday list? Feel free to send them to

TMI Tuesday - On Thursday

2010-02-11T21:35:00.003-05:00

Questions Courtesy of tmituesday.blogspot.com

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?

Jesus?

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?

Twizzlers

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?

Money? haha.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?

Myself spending a LOT of time with my DVR and doing nothing else. haha

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.

I don't think I ever have. I'm a lover, not a hater.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?

Rich people! :-P

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?

I'm proud of myself, 'cause I'm a hoot. haha

An Open Letter to Nip/Tuck

2010-02-11T21:33:00.001-05:00

Dear Nip/Tuck: I have been waiting for your final episodes to get cuh-razy...like Sharon Gless' character coming back from the dead to make more human teddy bears. No such luck yet, and that makes me sad. I hope you will not disappoint with the final episodes, yet I resign myself to the fact that you probably will disappoint.

An Open Letter To Big Love

2010-02-03T15:21:00.001-05:00

Dear Big Love,

I do not like the new opening song you are using this season. Please return the old theme song ASAP. Many thanks, yours truly. Warm wishes,

Me.

TMI Tuesday

2010-02-02T07:05:00.002-05:00

Courtesy Of: tmituesday.blogspot.com

1. What famous people share your birthday? Any the same year as well as day?

Nicole Kidman

John Goodman

Lionel Richie

No one significant shares the same exact birthday with me...just a few extra actors and a Spanish bullfighter! Ole!

2. Have you ever shared an address (before, during or after) with anyone famous?

Nope!

3. Who else has your name? (Google yourself and see who else shows up)

Greg Potter: One of the world's top 45 bullfighters

Greg Potter: A therapist

Greg Potter: A contemporary artist from California

4. Test the Six Degrees theory. Do you know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who knows President Obama? How about, say Dolly Parton?

President Obama....probably, I am well connected.

And I had a friend who worked @ Dollywood, so I'm thinking I could probably work my way up to her in 6 degrees.

5. Try the sexual version. Have you had sex with someone who might have . . . anyone famous? (e.g. I slept with a woman who had slept with a Hollywood stuntman, who might have....)

Hmm...I think, if memory serves right, I could work my connections up to Jai Rodriguez up to Queer Eye...so KINDA. haha

American Idol...

2009-03-19T06:44:00.002-04:00

I'll be honest, I would have rather seen you go home, Sarver:

Doesn't he just LOOK LIKE a douche?

I'm perfectly alright with the fact that YOU went home though, Pixie Pinkhair.

That's it....

TMI Tuesday ... on Wednesday

2009-03-18T07:09:00.002-04:00

Trying to keep my blog updated. So two posts in one day, this one courtesy of tmituesday.blogspot.com

1. Don't tell us what it is, but do you have a sexual secret you have never told anyone?

Yes.

2. Do you have a nonsexual secret you have never told anyone?

Hmm....I doubt it.

3. Did you ever tell someone a secret only to have them spill it? What were the repercussions?

No, I actually have not.

4. Did you ever spill a secret someone told you? What were the repercussions?

Yes. Fortunately, no repurcussions, 'cause someone else spilled it and got the guff for it.

5. Tell us a secret someone told you, however along ago, that you've never told. (You can disguise name or details)

They don't like Steve at all.

My Thoughts On American Idol 3/17

2009-03-18T06:49:00.002-04:00

Here's where GP breaks it down for ya:

Roughneck Sarver: Ain't Goin Down Til The Sun Comes Up

What is with your harmonica playing friend sitting on the edge of the stage? I thought he was more interesting to watch than you were. Sarver, you are completely unattractive--and a roughneck. I hope you go home. Simon couldn’t understand a word you were singing … neither could I. “If we were all perfect, we wouldn’t need this show.” Sarver, you are such a jackass. You were being generous giving it a 1.4, Simon.

Allison Pinkhair: Blame it On Your Heart

I now love you. You had only sung 6 words and I typed that previous sentence. Why do they have to do stupid country week? Though Allison, you definitely didn’t find a good song, as much as I support you. At least country week is over with early in the season. BOOOOOORING. Randy thought it was dope. God I love him. Who else gets away with saying things are 'dope' on live television?

Man in the Mirror: To Make You Love Me More

…First off, Seacrest … don’t sit on the stage. Kris, you are too adorable to go home yet. I hate country ballads, but I’ll listen to you sing them that’s fo’ sho’. Even though your teeth are a little wonky. Paula…don’t put your fingers on your chin when you speak, like you’re smart. I agree with Simon that he was terrific tonight. ‘Tender moments from my dawg Kris.’ Randy, seriously...let's hang out.

Lil Rounds: Independence Day

Lil Baby, this song better have a hell of a chorus. Mmmm. Let Freedom Ring, huh? Don’t sing Carrie Underpants and think it will do YOU justice, Lil.

Adam Lambert. Ring of Fire

I LURV UR JAKIT! Go for the Cash, Mister Lambert. I can also dig your arrangement. I thought you were really great and that you have steamy bedroom eyes. Ethan says Kara reminds him of the 'bitch at the party.' I AGREE, and can’t stop laughing at that comparison. Does Paula look like she’s using a body double tonight or is it just me?

Blind Scott: Wild Angels

… What? I hate you. Pick a real song. Stop clapping just because he’s blind, audience. “We can move it [the piano] closer!” Shut up, you tard. I agree with Simon, pick better songs and get away from the piano, Blindy.

Alexis Grace: Jolene

…Get rid of the pink in your hair, it's not quirky or cute.

Hunky Deadwife

...let Jesus Take the Wheel!!!!!! AAAAyyyyeeeeeee. You got me with this one, Deadwife. PS … I said exactly what Simon did about his performance tonight. Minus making fun of his fashion, ‘cause I loved Hunky Deadwife’s outfit.

Anoop-Dawg!! - Always On My Mind Perfect song choice! This song still reminds me of the creepy reanimated corpse guy from ‘Practical Magic’ …and still creeps me out. Anoop, you sang the shit out of it, though. Zero to Hero in the words of Cowell, and I agree 1,000%.

Blondey Tattooslut. Walkin After Midnight

Are you French? Or retarded? I do not believe in you. Even though you sang one of the few country songs that I truly love You don’t have the sound you think you do, give it up.

Matt. Get your own style. I didn’t even watch your performance. The End.

TMI TUESDAY

2008-07-15T18:55:00.002-04:00

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
A hugely popular band geek.

2. What were you really?
A hugely popular band geek

3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
STOP @ THE STOP SIGN!!!!!!!!!!

4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
Hmmm ... not sure if I would.

5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?
No one./

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit.
Tux w/ tails.

TMI Tuesday - Deadly Sins Edition

2008-07-08T08:28:00.002-04:00

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?
Um, Enrique Iglesias?

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?
Artichoke Dip.

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?
Money.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?
Would involve the TV, a cold fall day, snacks and a day off from work,

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.
I don't think I ever have.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?
No one really, I mean maybe I'd like to be someonefamous for a littlle while

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?
I'm proud of graduating high school, college---you know all that 'n' junk.

Greg's Book Club

2008-07-07T16:18:00.003-04:00

So, when I was visiting my family a week or so ago, my mother handed me a stack of books which included this book:

Which, depending on where you're from, may look like this:

Whatever your copy looks like, be sure to read this haunting and powerful book, it is truly an amazing, heartbreaking--AND QUICK read. Oof, it really shook me and got me thinking, and made me a little more grateful to live in the part of the world / time period that I do.

TMI TUESDAY, AMERICA!

2008-07-01T19:51:00.002-04:00

1. Do you believe in marriage?
I think it's a marvelous thing for people who need it. I, myself, do not.

2. What is marriage to you?
A formal commitment to another person to honor and love them forever.

3. If you are married, why did you do it? If you are not, why have you not married?
Ehhh.

4. Do you believe in divorce?
CAN one believe in divorce?

5. If you are divorced, why did you do it? If you have not, are there certain circumstances under which you would agree to a divorce?
Not off the top of my head, but I'm sure there is something.

Bonus (as in optional): [ed note:I am not trying to spark a get political debate, I am much to superficial for that]Do you believe that same sex marriages are a threat to traditional marriages?
God, no.

TMI Tuesday .. a day late.

2008-06-25T19:28:00.002-04:00

1. Do you believe anyone truly likes their job? If so, why?
I think so, if it's exactly what you WANT to be doing, I think people who are in a profession they love absolutely like their jobs.

2. Do you 1) live to work or 2) work to live 3) not see a difference?
I think the two are pretty close, actually.

3. How many hours do you work a week?
Oh ... from Oct-May 50-60. From June-Oct. 40.

4. What was your safety item (i.e. blankie) from when you were little?
Kermie! That I stole from Kindergarten.

5. Have you ever used food during sex?
Besides popsicles?

Bonus (as in optional):What is your guilty food pleasure?
Hmmm....BK French Fries.

Suuuurvey Time!

2008-06-19T14:02:00.002-04:00

Bored @ work! :-(
What happened at 10:00 am today?
Trying to fix the ticket printer @ work.

When was the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
Um, 3 / 4 hours ago.

Will you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?
Probably--will you?

What were you doing at 9:30PM last Friday night?
Here's what's crazy, I was doing the same thing that the person before me was doing, seeing "THE HAPPENING"

What did you do today?
In the midst of a boring workday.

Do you have a job?
Yes!

What are your plans tomorrow?
Working, then hopefully something fun for my birthday.

Who took your profile picture?
On Myspace: Christina.
Here: The photographer from when I was in BEACHES. God, that was a great time!

Is there anyone else in it with you?
Ethan

What is your current problem?
Not wanting to be @ work.

Slept in someone else's bed this week?
No sir.

Last time you spoke to someone you like?
I like alot of people.

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Who hasn't?

Who was the last person you saw?
Umz, I see Karen @ work right now.

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Why not!?

Who was the last person you yelled at?
Probably this morning driving into work.

What is something you say when you are mad?
Depends on the situation. Usually, "Really?"--it can pack a punch if you say it properly!

Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
Lots of people.

What were you doing this morning at 8 am?
Waking up from an incredibly cool dream that involved the beach, Paris Hilton (don't ask), and Justin Timberlake.

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?Starting this survey.

What are you wearing?
Jeans & my favorite yellow shirt.

Are you mad at anyone right now?
I don't think so.

Last person to say they loved you?
Your MUTHA!

Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
I forget what song it is, but I'm sure that I do.

Last thing received in the mail?
NETFLIIIIIIX!

Do you like to party?
Oui.

How long is your hair?
Long for me, but still pretty short.

How many different drinks have you had today?
Ginger ale, Pomengranate-Green Iced Tea, Water

Are you any good at math?
I'm alright at pretty basic math.

Do you have plans on Saturday night?
Not yet.

Anyone? Anyone?

Do you like the lights off or on?
I really do like them on, or alot of windows with alot of lights.

What are you excited for?
NEXT weekend (since I have to work a little bit this weekend)/

What did you do last night?
Watched MILE HIGH and CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR.

Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
They ain't.

Where do you keep your change?
In the DREAMS & STARLIGHT JAR.

How has your week been?
Pretty good, I think.

What was the weather like on your birthday?
Um, it was pretty nice ... HOT I think.

Can you tell the future?
I have a strange feeling that I can.

Would you kiss anyone on your friends list?
For sure.

Are you a cat or dog person?
Not really, no.

Is there anything bothering you right now?
Yez.

Is there something you want to let go of?
This job

How important is trust?
Completely important.

Do you have regrets?
Not really, no.

What will you do if you're stuck in the elevator with someone you don't like?
Read a book--even if I didn't have one.

Have you ever said I love you but you lied?
No.

Would you ever want to go back in the past
If I could change things, perhaps. But, not just to watch.

Do you really want to please everybody?
I try to.

Is waiting ever okay?
Absolutely.

Right now, where do you want be?
Wouldn't be awful to be back in Europe.

What are you so sick and tired of?
Nothing really.

What or who made you smile today?
People @ work are pretty hilarious.

Is looking good important?
Abz.

Do you listen to love songs when you’re down?
All the time

What are you thankful for?
Everything

Do you believe in forever?
Yez.

Do you say sorry first?
If I muffed things up, I do.

T.M.I. Tuesday!

2008-06-17T18:39:00.002-04:00

Courtesy Of: http://tmituesday.blogspot.com

1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?
Umz, Red?
2. Do you have a porn collection?
I know you won't believe it, but no.

3. Do you have any fetishes?
Not really, I don't think.

4. What is your favorite place to have sex?
A Bed?

5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc?
Yes, but it's completely independent of sex! Right? :-)

Do you like having it done to you?
Um, NO.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?
Average, I guess. And I feel fine.

Thought For The Day...

2008-06-16T14:08:00.000-04:00

I hate Crystal.

Not Crystal Gayle though. Crystal @ work.

Like, for realz realz.

T.M.I. Tues--errr...Wednesday!

2008-05-07T09:24:00.002-04:00

1. How many cell phones have you had?

Ohhh ... crappers. Waaaay too many to count. lol

How long have you had your current cell phone number?

Couple of years, I think---this one wins longest I've had award.

2. Where was the last place you had sex?

The couch?

3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your love life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)

Bout a 7?

4. Does Bliss sound like a fun game to you? Have you ever played it?

No, not especially. I don't think I entirely understand it though.

5. Is there anything or anyone you would be willing to die for?

Guess I'd really have to see in the moment. There probably are if I really thought about it.

TMI Tuesday

2008-04-29T17:17:00.002-04:00

Well, this was such a stunning success LAST week, how could I not repeat it?

1. Early bird or night owl?
Early bird, definitely.

2. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
10 Logan Road.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
Right now, as it's been a rough day....hanging at about a 5/6ish.

4. Are you more submissive or dominant?
Depends on the location--@ work, pretty submissive. Elsewhere, I love to dominate! ;o)

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Love, no. I believe a pretty strong connection can be made:

Bonus (as in optional): Describe your bed time habits.
Well ... approximately 2 hours before nuh-nights, I put on PJ's...then about an hour before going to bed, I pass out on the couch for a while. Then I piddle, wash up, and head to bed.

What side do you sleep on?
Right side.

What do you usual wear?
I usually wear t-shirt and pajama pants / shorts ... depending on the weather.

Any night time rituals?
I've taken to a little quality iPod time before bed.

Monday

2008-04-28T20:05:00.001-04:00

...and it feels like NEXT Friday.

Not great when you go into a week exhausted, is it?

Well...that's it for now! :oP

T.M.I. Tuesday

2008-04-22T21:52:00.002-04:00

Visit http://tmituesday.blogspot.com for the source of today's questions!

1. Pancakes or waffles? With or without toppings?
Belgian waffles, depends on my mood, but 2 choices: either strawberries, or maple syrup REAL maple syrup.

2. They say, "Way to a man's heart is through his stomach." What is the way to your heart?
Knowing obscure broadway song lyrics OR mixing a perfect drink.

3. Have you ever gone to a topless/clothing optional beach? If yes, did you participate?
I don't think so....

4. What song reminds you of a previous relationship (for good or bad)?
I think that crappy 'SANDSTORM' dance song from forever ago.

5. When, where and with who was your best kiss ever?
Hmmm ... too many choices. LOL NOT!

Bonus (as in optional): Does anyone not currently in a relationship with you have pictures or you or your body part(s) that you would prefer that other people not see?

Nope! I mean maybe silly ones, nothing sordid though.

A bit of cute!

2008-04-21T19:56:00.003-04:00

Here's my new niece, Aynsley at my parent's house on Easter--such a button!

BREAKING! Advice From Mariah Carey

2008-04-16T21:44:00.002-04:00

Do you.

That's what she said, what in gay hell does THAT mean?

2008-04-11T12:56:00.002-04:00

This is how I feel today at work:

And surprisingly, it's very similar to the outfit I'm wearing (my necklace is gold, rather than pearls though). I'm taking my 10-minute lunch break to blog about how I can't wait for the summer and weekends off again!!!!

AND to bid farewell to Mr. Michael Johns:

Though I wasn't a massive fan, I didn't think you'd go QUITE this soon. C&W Music Saved Christy Lee Cook for yet another week.

K, back to running around the office.

Law & Order: SVU

2008-04-09T09:07:00.004-04:00

This pretty lady's name is Erika Christensen.

She was the 'guest FBI agent on Law and Order: SVU.' You may recognize her from such hit films as, Leave it to Beaver, The Banger Sisters, Swimfan, or perhaps 2007's How To Rob a Bank. You know, one of those truly pedigreed actresses. Point of this being she was HIDEOUS on last night's episode--untalented and making me wonder why she has been working--multiple times!! Next to Miss Mariska Hargitay, she was WRETCHED. Not that I'm an experienced and marvelous actor myself, but woweee....she wurz badz.

That's it ... time for work. And to do all I can to make sure Ms. Erika Christensen NEVER works again.

An Open Message To FOX

2008-04-08T20:52:00.003-04:00

Dear American Idol,
I write to you with an idea of a great way to make some money--'cause I know how strapped you are for cash. I would PAY MONEY to have your audience muted out of your broadcasts. And like good money---$1 per episode. I'm sure that I am not the only one who can't stand the stupid studio audience. Well, think about it and get back at me. Thank you for your time.

Yours truly,
G. Potter
Fan

If You're Not Busy Friday Night...

2008-04-08T20:47:00.003-04:00

Don't miss on LIFETIME TV, a special reprise of Kirstie Alley's role as a re-re on Friday night at -- 9pm? 10pm? 11pm? Oh, I have no idea what time it's on, but this is what she looks like--why didn't they use any make-up for this movie?

Well, tune in 'Merica

A new way to answer the phones @ Northern Stage

2008-04-06T17:27:00.002-04:00

So, I work for a theater company and the average age of our patrons is ... well .... dead.

So here is how I'm thinking of answering the phones from now on:

Hello, I am confident I can find your 900-year-old ass seats.

I guess the real challenge will be getting these people:

To find the seats!

ohai bbz!

2008-04-06T12:22:00.001-04:00

Hey everyone! Just a quickie post here really. I haven't posted in a while, but wantd to drop a quick note because I think that now that I have my new computer I'll be able to blog alot more on a lot of interesting things, I suppose.

I always make these vows, but THIS TIME I mean it! :-)

No Change Of Heart....

2007-12-08T16:16:00.000-05:00

'
A change in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

This is going on right now, and my 6-day, 70 hour work-week continues (well, the whole month really).

So much fun though, love my job.

Well ... back to 'work'

It's snowing!

2007-11-20T10:57:00.001-05:00

First real snow of the year, heeeeeey! :o)

Watching Nip/Tuck

2007-11-18T20:17:00.000-05:00

And THE CARVER:

Freaks me out -- it's totally the mask, scares the poopers out of me!!!!!!!!

C-c-c-c-c-o-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-l-l-d-d-d-d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2007-11-18T09:17:00.001-05:00

This is me right now watching TV in my apartment ... pretty chilly!!! OK, I look a little different--I mean my blanket is blue plaid. At least the shower will be nice and warm!

I Need To Blog More...

2007-11-17T13:28:00.001-05:00

Let's get on that, Greg.

OK?

New Video!

2007-06-02T17:32:00.000-04:00

Fun

As of tomorrow

2007-05-30T20:51:00.000-04:00

Technically, I'm unemployed possums.
What, jealous?

This is what I want to do...

2007-05-15T16:12:00.000-04:00

Drinking, that is ... not wearing sunglasses.

I'm brilliant.

2007-05-08T21:20:00.000-04:00

Sometimes...

2007-05-03T16:51:00.000-04:00

I'm so creative that I impress myself!

Greetings from Nashua, New Hampshire

2007-04-24T14:20:00.000-04:00

How has your week been?

This is what I've been doing at the Sheraton all week.

America has voted and:

2007-04-19T07:18:00.000-04:00

(va) Gina Glocksen

2007-04-06T08:38:00.000-04:00

I never liked her, but I didn't think she would be gone this week. I'm not complaining though---never was a huge fan though.

That's it, had been meaning to post for a while about her.

Happy PI Day

2007-03-14T08:55:00.000-04:00

Well, the PI symbol won't upload.

But happy 3.14 --- get it? :-)

Pi, ha! I'm funny.

Just wanted to post...

2007-03-13T11:24:00.000-04:00

Dunno if I have anything too exciting to say, except that it's time to find a new job, apparently. lol I hate job hunting YEARLY. lol Next job I find i'm staying at for TWO YEARS! HOLLER!

this morning in the bagel shop...

2007-03-09T08:59:00.000-05:00

The 2 kids who were running the bagel shop were gossiping and gabbing, and the old lady next to me in line, who looked a bit like this:

Said "Oh the trials and tribulations of being a teenager."

I said, "haha, oh I know!"

She sad, "Was I ever really like that????"

I said, "Oh no doubt, I know I probably still am a bit like that."

She gave me an odd look and said, "Medium decaf please, dear." to the girl behind the counter.

Strange world...

KILLS Me...

2007-03-09T08:57:00.000-05:00

This entire minute of the family guy...

Take them granny panties off put a thong on

2007-03-08T19:58:00.000-05:00

PLEASE!!!!!!!

ASAP!!!

visit: www.manties.net

Eggs Benedict

2007-03-08T16:06:00.000-05:00

...is on my mind ever since I met a lady named 'Benedict' last night, she was wicked nice, and I loved talking to her even though I'm making fun of her name. I want some eggs benny reeeeeeeal bad.

24 is on tonight.

2007-03-05T14:53:00.000-05:00

And in honor of that, I've found out how to change the ringer on the work phones so that it rings like the phones at the CTU do! WoopDeeWoop--I'm going to try to remember it's the phone ringing now. Hmm...

My American Idol Favorites

2007-02-22T13:16:00.000-05:00

They are official:
For the gents....MR. BLAKE LEWIS:

FOR THE LADIES (and the entire show) MS. LAKISHA JONES:

Woops, silly GOOGLE IMAGES! :oP

Here is Ms. LJ.

3 posts in one day, how crafty am I though?

2007-02-20T14:16:00.000-05:00

Very.

By the by, moving when you're not moving is not fun.

American Idol - Top 24

2007-02-20T09:03:00.000-05:00

I'm gonna to be an UBER-dork and start doing American Idol posts.

Sorry, but ... now that the real competition has begun, it is necessary.

I'm putting up people who I am cheering for based on auditions and Hollywood week.

In future weeks, I'll simply put up my favorite guy and my favorite girl.

:-)

Lemme know thoughts.

Jordin Sparks:

Lakisha Jones (If, for no other reason then her name):

And, here's a lady I can't wait to see leave:
Antonella Barba:

NOW FOR THE GENTLEMEN, Guys whom I enjoy this year, simply based on auditions:
Blake Lewis

Chris Sligh

Nicholas Pedro (he is the 'hometown' kid)

ANDDDDD the guy who annoys me most this year is:
Mr. Sundance Head. Believe it or not, it's NOT his name isn't even why I don't like him -- though, it doesn't help.

My new toy

2007-02-20T08:59:00.000-05:00

Get over it!

Happy Monday

2007-02-12T09:04:00.000-05:00

I'm glad to be back at work this Monday (FOR REALS), as I just got to spend a wonderful weekend in this city:

It was a great time away, and I had my most expensive meal EVER, which was delicious. Had some drinkies, and some Denny's Cheesy Fries ... what a good time :-).

K, well, time to get to work.

Hmm, interesting...

2007-02-12T08:49:00.000-05:00

While browsing around PerezHilton.com, which I love to hate...

Lebanon Facts #3

2007-02-09T09:39:00.000-05:00

MaryJane

Is a travellling nurse who works at the hospital. She's going to Alaska, then to Hawaii, she travels now for her living, and that sounds like a little fun, though I'd personally like to have somewhere to call home at the end of it all. We met her at Jesse's one night, while having supper. She got drunksies, and I was quite thankful she had left her camera in the car, or else we would have had to look at photographs all night long. At any rate, she was a really nice southern lady, who said the name 'Julia' in a great way (Joolya).

Enough for now.

New blogger?

2007-02-09T09:38:00.000-05:00

What a jerk new blogspot is.

Frustration of the Day...

2007-02-06T10:03:00.000-05:00

I sincerely wish I wasn't the only one in my apartment to change the toilet paper roll. I mean ... if you can UNPACK a new roll when it is necessary from the toilet paper package, is it that much more of an effort to put it on the roll? I don't think so, apparently I'm the only one who feels this way.

Sigh.

Bones

2007-02-01T10:21:00.000-05:00

ok...I don't know why ... but I truly enjoy this show. It's so corny, but I am totally hooked. Maybe it's just David Boreanaz who keeps me watching. That's reason enough for me. 'Cause it definitely isn't the clever writing, or the leading lady. Though I do enjoy the show, a huge frustration is the main character 'Bones'" full name on the show--Dr. Temperance Brennan, gross. Actually ... looking at the website...NONE of the characters have very great names: Seeley ooth, Zach Addy, Angela Montenegro, Jack Hodgins, Camille Saroyan. AND they work at the musuem called the Jeffersonian.

I do love this show though, and the crappy names will now make me stop watching.

My new best friend...

2007-01-31T10:24:00.000-05:00

Maybe you saw him on American Idol last week also, but he sure is someone who I *REALLY* wish could be my very best friend forevers and evers--seriously, how much fun do you think he would be to hang out with?! 'Cause I'd LOVE to knock back a few cocktails with Ian Benardo.

PS--we're Myspace friends.

Time to go work.

Work Drama

2007-01-26T09:23:00.000-05:00

So, there are big issues with the big expensive machine at our work. AND to top it off, they are blaming me for signing off on the last repair. Please notice the picture in this post, and how at the red arrow where I *SHOULD* have signed is noticeably EMPTY. The signature above mine is the repairman's. So, I'm right, big surprise ... don't be shocked, possums.

PLEASE stop yelling at me, co-worker.

No Hot Water

2007-01-22T09:00:00.000-05:00

While freeeeeezing in my bed this morning, my thought was ... well, at least there will be a nice hot shower for me to take!

i was so ready for this:

Instead though what I was faced with was:

Life is tough, isn't it?

I shall deduct fifty cents from my rent check as a result of this.

Champagne Colored Corollas

2007-01-16T19:31:00.000-05:00

Have got to be the worst cars in the world to drive behind. Especially in the snow.

"Hi this is Gregory, I'm transferring you to Dr. Petitto's office right now, please hold..."

2007-01-08T14:34:00.000-05:00

I figured out how to transfer a phone call from my office phone, which looks just like this one, to my boss' phone down stairs! Pretty awesome, right?

I have a funny post about Friday night, which I'll write later.

Bye for now.

HAPPY FRIIIIIDAY!

2007-01-05T16:31:00.000-05:00

I dunno what you're doing ... but SLEEPING is pretty high up on my list.

So Happy Friday, America! :oP

!Happy Poo Year!

2007-01-03T10:42:00.000-05:00

I don't know what you were doing at the beginning of this year .... but ... here's what I was up to:

Adorable, no? (that's me, in the middle)

Lebanon Facts #2

2007-01-02T13:25:00.000-05:00

They are called Bob and Kathy.

Bob lives in Boston, MA. Kathy lives in Burlington, VT.

One weekend, Bob meets Kathy in Burlington.

Another weekend, Kathy meets Bob in Boston.

The 'inbetween weekends,' they meet in Lebanon and always go to the Barrel. This weekend (New Year's), they ended up at the Barrel. They are probably about 50/60ish years old and they are probably one of the most adorable couples I've ever seen. She's crazy, he reminds me of the anchorman (will ferrell), and he almost never talks, until I shake his hand to say 'HAPPY NEW YEAR.'

They had to leave the Barrel at around 10:30, because they said they had been drinking since 11:30 in the morning.

I can't wait to see them again ... and neither can anyone else.

More New Year's pictures and stories are on the way, but I love this story!

Happy NEW YEAR! :-)

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

2006-12-31T13:55:00.000-05:00

I'm working on a great post, but you won't see it 'til 2007, America!

Greg and Nikkea

2006-12-23T20:35:00.000-05:00

Sometimes, we get pretty silly. Like when we were sitting on my kitchen floor last night...her doing shots (out of the bottle) of vodka, and me doing shots of Jaeger (very rare occasion, putting me in VERY rare form).

Fun holiday party at the compound last night.

More later. Time to go be pretty or something...

I'm SURE you were curious...

2006-12-18T22:09:00.000-05:00

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
47
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Broken Wine Glasses :-(

2006-12-17T20:20:00.000-05:00

I've had these wonderful wine glasses for a while. I had four, and we keep breaking them. So time to shop for wine glasses, I guess. Here's a picture of what they kind of look like, except the bulb part is tinted green.

So ya ... cry for me, and buy me some wine glasses.

Broken Heat & Lunch`

2006-12-16T14:40:00.000-05:00

Dear Internets,

If you could work your powers of fate to fix my heat? Here's the issue:

(1)We have no thermometer in our apartment at this time, so the heat just comes on and stays on. When the heat was broken I said I wouldn't complain because at least the heat was on at all. But now I'm home ... and hot. And not in the good way.

Here is what I'm wearing today by the way:

Not quite what it looks like, mine was on sicilian crust and looked tastier, but instead of red sauce, there was ranch dressing, yummers.
Please help, fate.

Please?

Also ... I had chicky ranch pizza today.

Lebanon Facts #1

2006-12-15T20:41:00.000-05:00

In trying to develop a blog (3 months in the making), I thought of a fun feature for my blog. Just fun, interesting 'neighborhood,' facts!

Fact #1:
The old lady at the Colonial Deli Mart in Lebanon, this is our conversation everytime:
Lady: "Hello! Hello. hello."
Greg: "Hi."
Lady: "How are ya? How are ya. how are ya"
Greg: "Good thanks ... and you?"
Lady: "Ah, I woke up. That'll be $4.79"
...you know.

Well the fact about her is that her earrings will NEVER MATCH. She purposely wears two different earrings every day!

That's my first fact. Stay tuned, folks.

Greg